Title
Fake News and Alternative Facts
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Digital Art - Digital Composition
Description
THE CHRONICLES OF MYASSA, FLORIDA
VOLUME 4.2
INTRODUCTION
HOWDY, Y’ALL! I’M THE RIGHT HONORABLE RANTIN N. RAVEN-FAUX VI, MAYOR OF MYASSA.
WELCOME TO MYASSA! PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE! SET YOURSELF DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOMETHING TO DRINK? SOME NICE WARM GERBIL OR BUTTOX MILK? A COOL SLICE OF PENGUIN MERINGUE PIE FROM THE HONEY-BAKED HAMSTER HALF HOUSE? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING SWEET? THE RIGHT HONORABLE SPOUSE JUST GOT HOME FROM MYASSA FUDGEPACKER’S #2 BACKDOOR OUTLET WITH CHOCOLATE AND FROM THE NO FOODS MARKET WITH SOME MUTANT GREEN TWINKIES.
DON’T LET THE SPORADIC GUNFIRE PUT YOU OFF. WE SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BEAR FIRE ARMS. WITH THE WAY OUR GOVERNMENT IS HEADING, WE’RE GOING TO NEED OUR GUNS TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM SUPPORTERS OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT.
DID YOU SEE THE IMMENSE DAMAGE DONE BY HURRICANE IRMA AS YOU CAME INTO TOWN? NEITHER DID WE. WHAT A COLOSSALLY DISAPPOINTING UNHURRICANE!
FEEL FREE TO WALK AROUND MYASSA. IT’S BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR, WITH THE BEGGAR LOUSE AND SAND SPUR CROPS IN BLOOM. BUT BE VERY CAREFUL TO KEEP MOVING IN THE MYASSA NATIONAL OLD GROWTH KUDZU FOREST. A LOT OF TOURISTS STOP TO LOOK AROUND AND ARE ENTWINED TO DEATH EVERY YEAR.
PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEND TO MAYOR STUFF. ENJOY YOUR STAY.
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Comments (10)
Dominique Fortier
Amazing mind and sense of humor, Jim! Thank you for being there. l,f
Jim Williams replied:
Thank you very much, Dominique. Like a lot of your southern neighbors, I wish I was there and not here.
Vincent Autenrieb
I don't care who you are...that right there is funny. You are remarkably gifted and somewhat nutty Jim! Love your sense of humor!
Karen Adams
Unfortunately, these could be actual headlines . . . it's a crazy world! Thank God Space Force will be there to protect us!......vf
Jim Williams replied:
I'm stumped, maybe trumped, by Trump. I've, or The Mayor has, unfortunately predicted a number of his absurd behaviors. I'm afraid to write anything now. Thanks, Alana.
Debra Lynch
Well Jim I surely do like your art but your menu Sir, I think for now I will skip over. :-)) You are down right cute. L/F/P
Jim Williams replied:
Aawww ... It's been decades since someone called me cute. I think she was my mom. Thanks, Debra.
Alana Thrower
Well this seems appropriate for the times. Well done! Thanks for the hospitality! l/f/g+/t/p
Jim Williams replied:
Fake News and Alternative Facts are becoming more and more popular. But remember that Myassa has been the leader in them since 1863. We've been plagiarized! Thank you, Alana! You're always welcome.
Jim Williams
Bukunolami Olamilokun, thank you for featuring Fake News and Alternative Facts in Text Art! Much appreciated.