Title
Full Frontal Pussy
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Unknown
Medium
Photograph - Found Photo
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FULL FRONTAL PUSSY
SCIENCE! TODAY!
COLLEGES OF RECREATION, ANTHROPOLOGY, ARCHAEOLOGY, COMPUTER, AND KINESTHESIOLOGICAL SCIENCES IN MYASSA, FLORIDA (CRAACKS IN MYASSA)
WOMAN IMPLANTS EMBRYO IN BREAST, GROWS KITTEN ON BOOB!
Hi everybodyyyyy! It’s Myassa’s Lifestyle Critic, Emanuella H. Kruikin-Feist, and this report is about Science Lifestyle!
Obviously, the boys were bored, stoned, and drunk again in the College of Recreation’s Comparative Anatomy 101. I mean, what do you think happens when a bunch of boys in Introduction to Biology discover a spare cat embryo in vitro? No surprise there, since the answer is the title of this report. If the college is trying to interest boys and drive girls away from science, that should do it, but this is CRAACKS in Myassa.
Professor Zimbello Testa carefully implanted the embryo into the subject’s left breast ("Breast augmentation surgery", he called it.), supervised as the students closely examined the implant on a daily basis, videoed, and uploaded it to his private Pornhub/CRAACKS/biological sciences/ gallery where progress could be followed by the student body. (The comments were all about how much they wanted to see the pussy. So, who knew boys cared so much about a kitten? Uh-HUMPF!) Professor Testa’s innovative courses have been overflowing and have long waiting lists, including 480 girls who are looking for dates and think they might find a guy who will talk to them and maybe even study comparative anatomy together. Dream on. I took the course and not even one guy looked at my eyes!
So, my conclusion about the experiment is that I suspect that the boys just wanted to look at and possibly even touch an actual woman’s breast. I still don’t quite understand why I let them talk me into it, but, hey, I got an A+ in the course, and IT’S A KITTEN!
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Emanuella H. Kruikin-Feist, Freelance Myassa Lifestyle Critic and Titillating Science Superstar
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Constance Lowery
excellent photography. L/F
Unknown replied:
Thanks, Constance, I wish I had been the photographer. I took the wrong major in college.
Hanne Lore Koehler
Awesome capture, Jim! Love your description - cracked me up! L/F/T
Unknown replied:
This picture had been in my collection for more years than I can remember. I waited for it to tell me a story. Thanks, Hanne.
Hartmut Jager
Master Jim, Professor Zimbello Testa's fabulous photo proves once again - that cats are the smartest creatures on our planet ! :-)
Unknown replied:
The only reason I don't say that aloud is that my cats might get a swollen ego. And you know how egotistical they are anyway. Thanks, Hartmut.
Debra Lynch
I have no words left SIr!!! :-)) And no my husband does not get to see this one. :-) Thank you very much.
Unknown replied:
Are you saying that your husband has never seen a full frontal pussy? Shame on both of you! Thanks for the return visit, Debra.
Debra Lynch
Smiling at you Jim, what a scene... The kitty looks happy Had to comment, you are too much but in a wonderful way... Debra L/F/P :-)))
Guy Pettingell
Not sure it'll replace silicon overnight but who knows, I've been wrong (or at least misinformed) before. That cat looks like a handful. L/f
Mariola Bitner
Great funny photo! L/F/T
Unknown replied:
Thanks, Mariola. I've had it waiting for years trying to figure out what to do with it.
Alana Thrower
Shouldn't there be one on the other side as well? I mean she is unbalanced. Glad you are back with sense of humor intact! l/f/t
Unknown replied:
I'm sure someone thought of it, but they only had one embryo left. Thanks very much, Alana.
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