New Holes in C R A A C K S of Myassa

by Jim Williams

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New Holes in C R A A C K S of Myassa

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Jim Williams

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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF DR. RANTIN N. RAVEN-FAUX VI, Ph.D., PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE OF RECREATION, ANTHROPOLOGY, ARCHAEOLOGY, COMPUTER AND KINETHESIOLOGICAL SCIENCES, DEAN OF THE GERBIL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT AND PROFESSOR EMERITUS OF GERBILOLOGY

We are pleased to announce the formation of several newly authorized Fightin' Sink Holes Student Organizations which will be funded from student activity fees which are controlled by the Student Assembly.

At CRAACKS in Myassa, graduation honorifics like valedictorian, salutatorian, and the laudies are not reflective of today's students' educational achievements plus most recent graduates have trouble pronouncing them. In recognition of their achievements, two academic honors societies have been formed based upon academic excellence. The first will require an unweighted GPA of no less than 3.5 or "A". The second will require a GPA minimum of 2.5 or "B". They have been named, respectively, the A-Holes and the B-Holes.

The College of Recreation Music School (motto: "In Transit Sic Gloria. G-L-O-R-I-A. Glooooo-ri-a") is now holding auditions for a new vocal harmony organization, a gospel choir. Led by Choir Master Dr. Raven-Faux, the new choral group will be called The Glory Holes. See photo, above.

We welcome suggestions for Fightin' Sink Holes Student Organizations. Don't worry about the cost. It's someone else's money.

G-O-O-O-O-O ... H-O-O-O-O-O-L-E-S

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