Title
The National Rifle Assassination et al
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Photograph - Short Story
Description
It is Our great penury ... perjury ... plainchant ... plechant uhh ...PLEASURE, that's it! to denounce three nude organisms ... um, wait ... announce three new organizations have joined Your Mayor's cotillion ... copulation ... no ... compilation ... We mean COALITION in castration ... no ... penetration ... no, ... PREPARATION! for the pig's ercation ... pixelation ... perpetration ...damn! ... Presidential - yeah, PRESIDENTIAL distraction ... erection ... erudition ... ELECTION of no wonder ... now under ... innovator ... NOVEMBER of toonsie ... doozie ... floozie ...dammit, twenty ... that is, 20 sex teens. Ye gods and little fishes! Where is Our dictator, ... dick nation ... DICTATION actuary ... arbitrary ... sexy, hairy ... SECRETARY!!, Y.A. Duck? when We need Hemingway ... hemorrhoid ... HIM!!!??? What's wrong with this spoolclacker ... speltchunker ... spillchester ... spellclanker ... Grud dangit! ...SPELLCHECKER!?
THERE YOU ARE! Primate ... prelate ... prevaricate ... procrastinate ... placate ... expectorate ... transubstantiate ... TRANSLATE THIS!
Y.A.Duck? here. Who turned on the computer for The Mayor!? How many times have I said ... oh, never mind, Your Right Honorable Spousehood. Did you find any good shoe sales?
What The Mayor is trying to say is that three prestigious national organizations have thrown their respective clout behind The Mayor and have moved their headquarters to Myassa in order to coordinate with Hizzonner's 2016 Presidential campaign:
1. The National Rifle Assassination, dedicated to terminating the use of firearms with prejudice if they pose a threat to our citizens, which means all of them. One of their national campaigns resurrects the "Hunt the Hunters' Hunt", which will weed the old, sick, pregnant, young, injured, slow and stupid hunters out to improve the overall breed. Everyone wants a hunter head over their mantel, don't they? The problem which reduces their trophy value is that they are not the cleverest of animals, thus reducing the expertise needed for other cleverer animals like possums, armadillos, or the neighbor's cow.
2. The National Stifle Association, dedicated to their traditional election year "SHUT THE FU** UP!" program to stop the whining by political opponents. This is especially poignant now because defeated candidates from 2012 still haven't "SHUT THE FU** UP!"
3. The National Rifle Abomination, a spin-off of The National Rifle Assassination, is dedicated to the arming of Sasquatch, Big Foot, the Swamp Ape, the Skunk Ape, the Beaman Monster, Goatman, Mothman, Momo, Kushtaka, the Tuttle Bottoms Monster, the Ohio Grassman, Melon Heads, The Nimerigar, Urayuli, The Nuk-luk, The Fouke Monster (AKA: Southern Sasquatch), Chupacabras (AKA: goat sucker), Tsul 'Kalu and all other homo cryptids in North America who may encounter armed humans in the national arboreal forests, mountains, swamps, cabbage patches, New Jersey, etc. Their international affiliates arm Yeti, Yeren, Yowie, Loysi's ape, Orang Mawas, Orang Minyak, Orang Pendek, Orang-bati, Almas, Yōkai, Agogwe, Ebu Gogo, The Nain Rouge, the Maero (or Mohoao), The Mande Burung, The Moehau, The Maricoxi, Leprechauns, Am Fear Liath M�r, The Barmanou, Ban-manush, Chuchunya, The Hibagon, Nittaewo, Spring-Heeled Jack, and even other cryptids like Mokole Mbembe, Nessie, Altamaha-ha (ha!-ha!-ha!), the South American Bloop (Known only from the sound it makes. The sound is not described), and, and and, ...
I think they will need more guns.
Til next time, for The Mayor,
Y.A. Duck?
Follow The Mayor's Misadventures in Myassa here:
http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/wacks-museum.html?tab=artworkgalleries&artworkgalleryid=536130
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Comments (26)
Hartmut Jager
Master JIM - above is a perfect picture of those silly macho-men who strut around in a drug induced stupidity-daze and mumble: "I've killed about anything that walks or crawls around on this Earth!" (apology to Clint Eastwood)
Solomon Barroa
Good analogy or should I say plain fun. The image looks original though. Liked
Jim Williams replied:
Thanks, Solomon. I found other photos of GIs wearing them too. Might have been a fashion or fad.
Hartmut Jager
No doubt god (if there is such a one) has much better things to do - than waste his time with sorting out brain dead idiots. :-)
Hartmut Jager
This striking image - of how the ' The National Rifle Assassination' sees themselves - caught my eyes again. I wonder especially why they need a helmet to protect their drug fried brains - since they obviously don't work anymore ? ? ?
Rjf at beautifullart RJ Friedenthal
BOLD & BEAUTIFUL CREATIVE WORK!!!! I love it!!! love & support RjFxx. Adding my Like now
Hartmut Jager
A perfect depiction of the sad, sad, Macho Macho Men's thinking - and of how he sees himself...
Jim Williams replied:
Thanks for commenting, Harmut. Like I said to Zong Yi, y'all add depths of meaning to my stuff that I didn't know was there.
Zong Yi
A very poignant and revealing reminder of the dark side of our human race. L/F
Jim Williams replied:
Gee, I thought I was just having a little fun. Thanks very much, Zong Yi, viewers tell me more about my stuff than I ever imagine.
Barbie Corbett-Newmin
Oh shoot, that reminds me, I went to the golf range by mistake instead of the pistol range!
Jim Williams replied:
Do they still have those little target carts dashing around? Did you make a hole in one? l, f, WHAT?
Guy Pettingell
So you guys have the right to bear arms? Don't the bears mind?
Jim Williams replied:
Right?! The NRA is making it practically mandatory. They want elementary school personnel to pack heat. They want students to be able to bring guns to school. I can see gun fanatics using their gun barrels as pacifiers. I won't be surprised if some of them want to marry their firearms. Any way, this is about arming the God Bear.
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