Title
The Sanctified Miraculous Motor Oil of Subaru Mazda
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Photograph - Short Story
Description
THE 3 IN 1 HOILY TRINITY
Transcribed by Y.A. Duck? while Brother Max Daddy showed off his fetishes to The Mayor.
Father Gluto scored some pretty impressive fetishes at the 1st First Annual Relic$Con Con in The Santorum Ballroom. After the Student Body President of Our Lady of Perpetual Sacred Collateral Damage Girls' School, at his request, finished rubbin them all over Bro Pop's body for a few days (especially the 3 in 1 Hoily Trinity of SAE* 20©) , he decided to expose his new fetishes to The Mayor. After The Mayor had been fully exposed, the BishoPop put em all away and invited The Mayor to see the newly acquired holy fetishes from the Relic$Con Con in the Reliquary Room of Our Lady of etc., etc.
As mentioned in the last report, the discovery of the 3 in 1 Hoily Trinity of SAE 20 in the Cryin Iconry Sales booth was a miracle of serendipityness since it was found under the robes of the caretaker monk, Brother Conrad Manuel, AKA: Bubba ConMan, among all the oil cryin statues an paintins. He also stocked the Big-Eyed Cryin Boy, the Big-Eyed Cryin Girl, the Big-EyeD Cryin Clown, the Big-Eyed Cryin Puppy, the Big-Eyed Cryin Kitten an the lavender velvet Big-Eyed Cryin Fat Elvis pictures.
Glutus was all smiles when he recounted his good fortune to be in the right hoily place at the right hoily time. (He probably would have missed it except that he had just stuck his video wired shoe under the salesmonk's robe for an up-robe shot an seen it layin on the sales booth floor with his Google Glasses. He kicked it out from under the salesmonk's robes, grabbed it and ran like a scalded acolyte.)
It was a gift from How-Duia-Du! The Sanctified Miraculous Motor Oil of Subaru-Mazda© is IN! THE! HOUSE! Praise Hao-Dee-Mam! (See Blessed Photograph of the The Sanctified Miraculous Motor Oil of Subaru-Mazda© in its reliquary, below.)
*Sacred Auto Erotics
See the ongoing story in my Short Story gallery:
http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/wacks-museum.html?tab=artworkgalleries&artworkgalleryid=536130
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Right-Honorable-Rantin-N-Raven-Faux-VI-The-Mayor-of-Myassa/192139240851353.
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Comments (7)
NAVIN JOSHI
Wonderful gallaries .... I went on to view your Religious wack gallery and favorited 10 of your beautiful work... Navin Joshi L/fav this work..
Jim Williams replied:
I'm VERY glad you have been enjoying the madness that is Myassa. There are more in my short stories gallery. Thanks, Navin.
Jim Williams
98% of broken things can be repaired with duck tape or The Sanctified Miraculous Motor Oil of Subaru Mazda.
Kym Backland
What? Better than Marvel Mystery Oil? Thanks for your visits and votes and features Jim. LF
Ally White
I'm not going to pretend to get the joke, because I am a blonde... That being said, your description is VERY entertaining. Thanks for sharing.
Barbie Corbett-Newmin
Ah don' care who you are, that right there's funny!
Jim Williams replied:
I'm so glad that you like it. I've wanted to use Subaru Mazda in something for a looong time. My motto: "Dare to be Stupid".
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