Insanity Wants You
by Jim Williams
Title
Insanity Wants You
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Photograph - Photos-pixels
Description
OUR FELLOW MERKINS!
IF YOU ARE TIRED OF POLITICS AS USUAL, THE ENDLESS BICKERING, PARTISANSHIP, MALINGERING, COMPROMISED, UNCOMPROMISING, IDEOLOGICAL, LOBBYING, FILIBUSTERING, ARROGANCE, SMOKE FILLED BACK ROOM WHEELING AND DEALING, HOOKING AND CROOKING, DRUNK AND DISORDERLY, INFAMY AND SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT, HYPOCRISY, FOOT-IN-THE-MOUTH, SHOT-IN-THE-FOOT, SELF ENRICHING, BOOT-LICKING CORPORATE, SNIVELING, SLIMY, HAIR-STYLED, BACK-STABBING, GLAD HANDING, COWARDLY, MEALY-MOUTHED, TEA-SUCKING, LIQUORED UP, CIGAR HUFFING, BABY KISSING, PHILANDERING, TURN-COATED, SPECIAL INTEREST PAWN, NIMBY, IGNORANT, LEFT-BRAINED, LINEAR THINKING, INTELLIGENCE INSULTING, ANSWERS WITHOUT QUESTIONING, REPRESENTATION WITHOUT REPRESENTING, MIND NUMBING, OBFUSCATING, GREASY PALMED, BOLD-FACED, MACHINED, WITCH HUNTING, MONEY WORSHIPING, HAT IN HAND, POOR MOUTHING, BAD MOUTHING, MOUTH BREATHING, KNUCKLE DRAGGING, SEAL CLUBBING, CAGED-BIRD SHOOTING, DEGENERATE, DYSFUNCTIONAL, DISSOLUTE, CHEESE-EATING, MUDSLINGING, DIRT BAGGING, CARPETBAGGING, DUNG SELLING, BROWN-NOSED, POWER WORSHIPING, POWER BROKING, GOLDBRICKING, LARD BRICKING, FLAG-WAVING, CONSTITUTION BURNING, LOG-ROLLING, FALSE PRETENSED, SUBSTANDARD, BRAIN DEAD, ANTIHUMAN, RACE BAITING, FAG BASHING, DEHUMANIZED, BACK BITING, BOUGHT AND PAID FOR WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES, BIBLE-THUMPING, HORN TOOTING, DIRTY TRICKING POSEURS...DO WE HAVE A PARTY FOR YOU!!!
LINE UP, SIGN UP AND JOIN THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES OF A MERKA TODAY!
IF YOU HAVE ANY LOONY QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS, ANSWERS WITHOUT QUESTIONS, OR SUGGESTIONS, YOU HAVE FOUND THE RIGHT PLACE!
Party members, friends, prospects, admirers, camp followers, etc, etc, etc are requested to submit Proposals to the Party Manifesto. We also need your questions, with or without answers; your answers, with or without questions; your commentaries; un-commentaries; pro-commentaries; con-commentaries; common commentaries; uncommon commentaries; concomitant commentaries; pro-concomitant commentaries; con-concomitant commentaries; or whatever. Be brief but excruciatingly specific.
I herewith submit the OMRLPUSA M's first proposal for its Manifesto:
FELINIST SUFFRAGE AMENDMENT
1.a. One cat, at least one vote;
b. Two for tabbies; and
c. Never trust a man who doesn't like cats.
2.a. No votes for dogs as they will only vote the way their masters tell them to; and
b. For census purposes, each dog shall count as 3/5ths of a cat.
Place your right hand on any handy book, paper, magazine, e-book, animal, child, or whatever you find close at hand, and place your left hand on top of your head and read the Oath of Memberhood to nobody in particular.
THE OATH OF MEMBERHOOD:
"With the powers vested in me as an Official Monster Raving Loony, I do hereby pledge an oath to pledge no oaths! So help me, y'all."
Sign something.
Toast something.
Drink something.
Welcome to The Party, where sanity is only an excuse for stupidity.
Follow the Misadventures in Myassa here:
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Comments (13)
Hartmut Jager
👍 JIM: UP, SIGN UP AND JOIN THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES OF A MERKA TODAY! --- H:Indeed, Indeed JIM, One Must ! ! ! - Because a certain rude and crude, criminal charged Ex-President is on the March AGAIN ! - The HORROR,The HORROR ! - 👿 -
Constance Lowery
you are insane! I read the description of this artwork and am rolling in laughter! L/F and tweet.
Hartmut Jager
LINE UP, SIGN UP AND JOIN THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY OF TWITTERING TROLL DONALD TRUMP OF THE UNITED STATES OF A MERKA TODAY! After all - who wants to be normal anymore - when a Twit can become President !
Karen Adams
Sadly this is becoming reality!....fv
Jim Williams replied:
Have you seen the scathing rebuttals to George Washington's candidacy and policies? Nothing new. Thank you, Karen.