Title
The Barking Spiders of Myassa
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Photograph - Short Story
Description
In a remarkable biological circumstance, the first sightings of the indigenous fauna known as the Barking Spiders of Myassa began to be reported approximately two weeks ago in the Florida State Endangered Invasive Species Flora and Fauna Preserve and the Myassa National Old Growth Kudzu Forest. Ordinarily becoming active in mid-March for its annual mating season, it is conjectured that the uncommonly warm January has stimulated their early appearance. The opening male mating activities include loud fricative noises called speeches, exaggerated shows of pseudo masculine puffery known as strutting, gathering in small groups known as caucuses and larger groups known as parties, and emitting further cacophonies in attempts to attract young fertile females which gather in large groups called colleges. After practicing these behaviors for one to two weeks at the beginning of the season, the male Barking Spiders become extremely lethargic and inactive until nearly the end of the season, usually around mid-May, when they exhibit wild flurries of apparently pointless activities which typically result in endangering the welfare of the larger masses of the collected non-indigenous fauna. Between regular mating seasons, occasionally they inexplicably leave their hibernation to gather and replay their mating activities for short periods with similar non-results.
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Courtesy of the Florida Archives
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Comments (14)
Vali Irina Ciobanu
Very interesting image! Lf
Jim Williams replied:
This is a Florida Legislature from the '50s. At least back then they only swarmed every other year. I'm glad you like it, Vali.
Karen Adams
Nice capture of a curious moment! You always make me think and smile at the same time....hard to do! . . . . . vf
Jack Zulli
Quite the catch and story;) vf
Jim Williams replied:
Thanks, Jack. We're having a nasty national infestation of barking spiders right now.
Hartmut Jager
Indeed JIM , that's the reality and Duality of the positive and negative world we live in. The USA is no exception, yet for some strange reason everyone expects America to be perfect. :-)
Jim Williams replied:
As I sense the US, perfection is not our goal. Perfection isn't in the race. We're supposed to be better than anyone else. "American exceptionalism" is a gotcha invented by the right.
Hartmut Jager
Of course, as free will creatures, each may pull to to his or her own doom - to their heart's delight...! It's still a free country! (I think!?). Ha ha ha! :-)
Jim Williams replied:
I recently heard that the US ranks about 17th on the freedom and liberty scale worldwide. Unless you're incorporated.
Hartmut Jager
This image reminded me of the conglomerate tabacco industry leaders - who lied to their teeth that smoking was not addictive !
NAVIN JOSHI
Nice photograph and caption ... Navin Fav
Jim Williams replied:
Thank you, Navin. I created the barking spiders with the Florida Legislature in mind.